Describe your life in an alternate universe.
Nelson the mountain goat. š
Free to roam through nature with only sleeping, eating and shitting to worry about.
Nelson has never once been tasked with booking an MOT, dinner with the in laws or being requested to do DIY to an unachievable standard for an average middle aged man.
He roams the mountains drinking fresh water munching on grass. My god heās good at climbing – effortless.
No red sweaty face wanting it to be over and only then looking back thinking āthat was funā.
Oh Nelson enjoy dear friend!
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